01399cam a2200289 4500 888371426 TxAuBib 20130910120000.0 100302s2010||||||||||||||||||||||||eng|u 2010008806 9781580084635 trade 158008463X trade DLC DLC ICrlF TxAuBib Sambuchino, Chuck. How to survive a garden gnome attack : defend yourself when the lawn warriors strike (and they will) / Chuck Sambuchino ; photography by Andrew Parsons. 1st ed. Berkeley [Calif : Ten Speed Press, 2010. 106 p. : col. ill. ; 22 cm. Are you at risk? -- Suspicious activity -- Recognizing communication -- Passive fortification -- Gnomeproofing your exterior -- Gnomeproofing your interior -- Ten tips that could save your life -- Their arsenal -- Your arsenal -- Mortal combat -- Gnome roam no more. The author describes a system of strategies, with step-by-step instructions, for defending property, possessions, and loved ones against an attack by garden gnomes. Adult. Adult Follett Library Resources. 20130910. American wit and humor. Wit and humor. Parsons, Andrew.